Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.John Mayer (via hefuckin)
it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…
you eat babies?
instant test to see whether someone is an extrovert or introvert: ask them whats up. if they say nothing much or talk a little bit then they’re an introvert. if they say BASEBASKET TOUCHGOAL SPORT SPORT then they are an extrovert
i showed this to my sister and she slapped me